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Blonde Jokes

From Suzanne Somers as Chrissy on Threes Company to Heather Morris portrayal of Brittany on Glee, the blond joke has been a perennial favorite of joke writers and tellers for decades. Sure, its a wild-eyed stereotype and many blondes, such as Marilyn Monroe only played dumb. Still blonde jokes endure, largely because they are prototypical humor a strong storyline thats easy to follow (unless youre blonde), a great set up, and a zinger of a punch line. Few jokes are as endearing and enduring as blonde jokes. Now what were we saying?

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Found 54 jokes in the topic of Blonde.
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"What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look, Daddy ... doughnut seeds.""

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"Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging!"

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"Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?

They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!"

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"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."

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"One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support.
"Hello how can I help you?" the tech support woman says.
"Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says.
"Do you have any windows open?"
"Are you crazy? it's freezing cold outside!""

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"Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blond shouts, "fire!!""

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"Why do blondes wear green lipstick? ...because red means stop."

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