You wouldnt think Chuck Norris would be such a funny guy, but since 2005 when Conan OBrien started telling Chuck Norris jokes on his show, the number of Chuck Norris jokes has exploded. Some of the humor is disguised as faux facts, such as If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you. If theres a joke about Chucks toughness, attitude, masculinity or virility, its out there somewhere. Every day there seems to be a new fun fact about Chuck Norris, and given that Chuck is the funniest man on earth, we assume hes making them all up.
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