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Chuck Norris Jokes

You wouldnt think Chuck Norris would be such a funny guy, but since 2005 when Conan OBrien started telling Chuck Norris jokes on his show, the number of Chuck Norris jokes has exploded. Some of the humor is disguised as faux facts, such as If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you. If theres a joke about Chucks toughness, attitude, masculinity or virility, its out there somewhere. Every day there seems to be a new fun fact about Chuck Norris, and given that Chuck is the funniest man on earth, we assume hes making them all up.

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Found 89 jokes in the topic of Chuck Norris.
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"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."

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"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."

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"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes."

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"For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way": HIS WAY."

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"DEATH one had a near-CHUCK NORRIS experience."

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"According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."

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"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."

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