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Found 76 jokes in the topic of Chuck Norris.
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"Mimes speak to Chuck Norris."

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"The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground."

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"Signs that say "This is not an exit" do not apply to Chuck Norris."

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"Chuck Norris once went to a psychic &to warn her."

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"Chuck Norris' organ donor card also includes his beard."

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"If Chuck Norris has 5 apples, and you take 2 away, you have about 3 seconds to give them back."

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"When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you."

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