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"What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
FLOOD LIGHTS!"
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"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge."
Funny Revenge
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"Lawyer: "Were you alone of by yourself?"
Funny Lawyer
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"ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a bead.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?"
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"If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?"
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"Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging!"
Blonde Funny

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"Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?

They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!"
Blonde Funny
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"What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
... a jellyfish!"
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"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
... DAM!
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"Is it possible to be totally partial?"
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"This is an A B Conversation so you can C your way out of it."
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"For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way": HIS WAY."
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"DEATH one had a near-CHUCK NORRIS experience."
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"You're a person of rare intelligence.... It's rare when you show any!"
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"What does a houseboat become when it grows up?
...a TOWNSHIP!"
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