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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who’s there? You know the drill, from oranges and bananas to armpits and an interrupting cow, knock knock jokes are still a delight for young and old alike. Who hasn’t fallen for a highly original knock knock, especially one that plays off current events? Perhaps that’s why they are still so funny; they can be so simple when you’re a child and then become more sophisticated as you get older. Just when you think you’ve heard them all, along comes another. Knock knock? Who cares? As long as it’s funny and worth telling to someone else, even in passing.

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Found 266 jokes in the topic of Knock Knock.
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"KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
COWS GO.
Cows go who?
NO, COWS GO MOOO!"
Funny Knock Knock
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"KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
BOO.
Boo Who:
DON'T CRY, IT'S JUST A JOKE!"
Funny Knock Knock
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"KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
CARGOES..
Cargoes who?
CAR GOES BEEP BEEP!"
Funny Knock Knock
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"KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's There?
DOUGHNUT.
Doughnut who?
DOUGHNUT WORRY, IT'S JUST A JOKE."
Clean Funny Knock Knock
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"KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who's there?
ADAM!
Adam who?
ADAM MY WAY, I'M COMING THROUGH!!!"
Clean Funny Knock Knock Short
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"KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who's there?
LEENA!
Leena who?
LEENA LITTLE CLOSER AND I WILL TELL YOU!"
Clean Funny Knock Knock

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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!"
Jokes Knock Knock Short
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"KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who's there?
DORIS!
Doris who?
DORIS KNOCKED THAT'S WHY I AM KNOCKING!"
Clean Funny Knock Knock Short
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"KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who's there?
CASH!
Cash who?
NO THANKS, BUT I'D LIKE SOME PEANUTS!"
Clean Funny Knock Knock Short
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"KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who's there?
GORILLA!
Gorilla who?
GORILLA ME A CHEESE SANDWICH, PLEASE!"
Clean Funny Knock Knock
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"Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Esther bunny."
Jokes Knock Knock Short
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"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning! !"
Jokes Knock Knock Short
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"Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad there are no more Esther bunnies?"
Jokes Knock Knock Short
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I m hungry!"
Jokes Knock Knock Short

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