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Knock Knock Jokes

Found 266 jokes in the topic of Knock Knock.
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co 
Moo!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don t cry it s just a joke!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey."
Jokes Knock Knock Short
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"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!"
Jokes Knock Knock Short

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"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cargoes.
Cargoes who?
Car goes beep beep!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny."
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"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna nother Esther bunny."
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some food, I m STARVING!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?"
Jokes Knock Knock Short
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry, it s just a joke."
Jokes Knock Knock Short
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here?"
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"Knock, Knock.
Who s there?
To.
To who?
To whom! "
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