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Lawyer Jokes


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. And what’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Jewelry. If someone’s not laughing in the room when you tell these jokes, chances are good it’s a lawyer. Either he didn’t understand the humor of it or he’s looking for witnesses so he can take you to court. Let’s face it, lawyer jokes are funny. They’re not the most beloved profession out there and even though our entire justice system rests on their briefs, uh, shoulders, we think that they too can see the lighter side of their calling.

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Found 14 jokes in the topic of Lawyer.
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