How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. And whats the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Jewelry. If someones not laughing in the room when you tell these jokes, chances are good its a lawyer. Either he didnt understand the humor of it or hes looking for witnesses so he can take you to court. Lets face it, lawyer jokes are funny. Theyre not the most beloved profession out there and even though our entire justice system rests on their briefs, uh, shoulders, we think that they too can see the lighter side of their calling.
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