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Redneck Jokes

While it may be hard to believe, there really were redneck jokes before Jeff Foxworthy. Rednecks have been around forever. They even have their own Riviera, the Redneck Riviera, which is the Florida Panhandle. And that’s no joke. Redneck jokes are always funny because they use a favorite theme of humor… naivety and stupidity. We all know someone who is a bit of a redneck, such as the guy who still refers to his pocket knife as “Exhibit A” or the guy whose first wife and first cousin share the same name and birthday. What a coincidence!

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Found 97 jokes in the topic of Redneck.
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"You might be a Redneck if you have a rag for a gas cap"
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"You might be a Redneck if you take a fishing pole into Sea World."
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"Anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!""
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"If you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took."
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"You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph."
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"Your family tree doesn't fork."

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"A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack."
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"A State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, " 'Bout what?""
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"Baptism is referred to as "branding""
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"Duck tape fer when somethin' moves and aint supposed ta. WD-40 for when somethin' don't move and is supposed ta."
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"Get used to hearing, "You ain't from around here, are you?""
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"How can you tell if a Redneck is married? There's tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck."
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"If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a Redneck."
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"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a Redneck."
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"If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a Redneck."
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"You believe you got a set of matched luggage if you have two shopping bags from the same store."
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"You bring your shotgun to school so you can hunt at recess"
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"You have been married three times and still have the same in-laws."
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"You may be a Redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."

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