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Short Jokes

Who doesnt love a short joke? No, were not telling those politically incorrect jokes about short people. Thats no longer PC. Instead, were talking about everyones joke telling favorite short jokes. In other words, as few words as possible. These are great when you have trouble remembering a really long joke or if your audience has an attention deficit disorder and just cant seem to pay attention to what youre saying. Now where were we? Oh yes, short jokes are short and to the point. They tell you the whole story in as few lines as possible, then hit you right between the eyes with a real zinger!

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"What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look, Daddy ... doughnut seeds.""

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Blonde Jokes Short

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"What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
FLOOD LIGHTS!"

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Clean Funny Short

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"You might be a Redneck if you have a rag for a gas cap"

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Jokes Redneck Short You Might Be A Redneck If...

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"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris Jokes Short

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"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."

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Chuck Norris Jokes Short

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"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?"

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Clean Jokes Short

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"If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?"

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