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You Might be a Redneck if... Jokes

Made famous by comedian Jeff Foxworthy, You might be a redneck if jokes are legendary. There seems to be no end to the possibilities, such as you might be a redneck if you think the stock market has a fence around it. You might be a redneck if jokes are hilarious, and speak of the simple life, one where a good night is an unopened six pack of premium Bud, NASCAR reruns so you can tell your dumb friends whose going to win, and a wife who still has all her teeth, at least until she puts them in the glass next to the bed at night.

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"You might be a Redneck if you have a rag for a gas cap"

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"You might be a Redneck if you take a fishing pole into Sea World."

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"Anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!""

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"If you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took."

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"You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph."

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"Your family tree doesn't fork."

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"A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack."

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