<strong>Napoleon Dynamite</strong>: [Napoleon sits down with Pedro at lunch] Where have you been? <br /><strong>Pedro</strong>: I was *seek*. <br /... - Source Unknown | Funny Quotes | Jokes | Funny Quotes and Sayings

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"Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon sits down with Pedro at lunch] Where have you been?
Pedro: I was *seek*.
Napoleon Dynamite: Has Summer said anything to you yet?
Pedro: No, not yet.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, she said no.
Pedro: She did?
[Pedro thinks a second]
Pedro: Well, what about that other girl?
Napoleon Dynamite: What other girl?
Pedro: The one that left all that crap on your porch.
Napoleon Dynamite: You mean Deb?
Pedro: Yes her.
Napoleon Dynamite: What about her?
Pedro: Well, I asked her out too.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?"

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