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Lao Tzu

"Born to be wild - live to outgrow it." Lao Tzu
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Winston Churchill

"If you are going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill
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"Life and death. They are somehow sweetly and beautifully mixed, but I don't know how." Gloria Swanson

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"Live poor so you can die rich." Source Unknown

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Emily Dickinson

"Find ecstacy in life, the mere sense of living is joy enough." Emily Dickinson

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George Eliot

"What is opportunity to the man who can't use it?" George Eliot
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"Time goes, you say? Ah no! Alas, Time stays, we go" Austin Dobson

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George MacDonald

"We die daily. Happy those who daily come to life as well." George MacDonald
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"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." Tom Bodett

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Oscar Wilde

"Life is too important to be taken seriously." Oscar Wilde
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Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice." Bill Cosby
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"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself." Ethel Barrymore
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Arthur Schopenhauer

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Arthur Schopenhauer
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"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you." Billy Wilder
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"The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't." Joseph Mankiewicz
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