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"Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers"
Alan King
Fighting
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"If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books."
Alan King
Funny Love
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"As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced."
Alan King
American Comedian Food Funny
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"You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet"
Alan King
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"Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?"
Alan King
American Comedian Funny
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"I don't think it's any secret. We can't continue to do business as we're currently doing it."
Alan King
Business

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"However, even under the best of circumstances, four-year graduation rates for the next few years will be substantially lower than those in the three provinces."
Alan King
Circumstances
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"The sense of the group was excitement,"
Alan King
Excitement
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"We need to communicate and make it clear,"
Alan King
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"Once they make their commitment, they have to stay with that commitment, ... They have to live with that decision."
Alan King
Commitment
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"We could see a small increase as a result of that."
Alan King
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"Our growth this year is what we expected,"
Alan King
Growth
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"Those enrollment figures reinforce the fact that we need to open the new high school as soon as possible,"
Alan King
School
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"It's interesting to see Salisbury High School at over 1,000 students, ... It's good to see Salisbury at that level."
Alan King
School
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"We're glad that our bond package provides for growth, ... We certainly are going to need to build east elementary, and the enrollment figures reinforce that."
Alan King
Growth

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