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"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
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Funny Love Marriage Men Men And Women Women
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"It is my view that the vegetarian manner of living by its purely physical effect on the human temperament would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind."
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Vegetarianism
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"The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life"
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Albert Einstein
"LOVE: He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. Albert Einstein (1879-1955)"
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Love
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"Here I am, just an actress with nothing to say and crowds of people turn up to see me. Yet here is Einstein and the only person who turns up for him is myself."
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Albert Einstein
"When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn't know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones!"
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War
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
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Editor's Pick Einstein Funny Human Quote of the Day
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"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
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German Physicist
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"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity."
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Girls Humorous Theory
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"Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."
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Advice Opportunity Value Work
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"If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut."
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Motivational Quote of the Day Success
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"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."
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Authority Enemies Truth
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"The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
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Action Complacency Evil People
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"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."
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Achievement American Politician German Physicist

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