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"Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong." Author unknown

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"Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: Hold my purse." Author unknown

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"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." Author unknown

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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials." Author unknown

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"Easter is not a time for groping through dusty, musty tomes or tombs to disprove spontaneous generation or even to prove life eternal. It is a day to fan the ashes of dead hope, a day to banish doubts and seek the slopes where the sun is rising, to revel in the faith which transports us out of ourselves and the dead past into the vast and inviting unknown." Author unknown

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"Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October’s days." Author unknown

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"On Halloween the thing you must do is pretend that nothing can frighten you. And if something scares you and you want to run just let on like it's Halloween fun" Author unknown

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"When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,May luck be yours on Halloween." Author unknown

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"May Jack-o-lanterns burning brightOf soft and golden huePierce through the future’s veil and showWhat fate now holds for you." Author unknown

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"Eat, drink and be scary" Author unknown

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"The trouble with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long" Author unknown

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"Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate." Author unknown

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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift that is why it is called the present" Author unknown

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"The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg." Author unknown




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