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"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice."
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"The Cosby Show."
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Bill Cosby
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
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Bill Cosby
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework"
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"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
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"Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."
Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby
"There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right."
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Bill Cosby
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
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"In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck -- and, of course, courage."
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Bill Cosby
"Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking."
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"The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now."
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"A thought comes . . . it's a true feeling, a funny feeling. And I get to develop it. [Writing] is more fun than performing, because I get to color with words."
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"Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet."
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Bill Cosby
"Gray hair is God's graffiti"
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"It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful"
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"Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific."
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Bill Cosby
"Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it."
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Bill Cosby
"People will frighten you about a graduation...They use words you don't hear often... "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godpeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."
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Bill Cosby
"I was told maybe nine years ago by an executive who was working for a major network that the networks from now on are going to be entertaining 13-year-old people, and that's what you see today."
Bill Cosby
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