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"All of us kids ended up 'doing Mom.' There are four of us who've tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance."
Bill Murray
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American Actor Business
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"Numbers matter, ... The Chinese obviously believe that numbers matter because they're turning out submarines like sausages. The Chinese are definitely on the winning end of an arms race."
Bill Murray
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Believe
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"Iraq has a lot of critical needs. It's got to come up with budgetary resources to finance health care, education and other important public services. Clearly, the reduction of petroleum subsidies is an emotional issue."
Bill Murray
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Education
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"In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there."
Bill Murray
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American Actor
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"Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out."
Bill Murray
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American Actor
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"It's been a long time since I've enjoyed watching a high school football game like this."
Bill Murray
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Football

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"Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal, ... Even women think, 'That would be interesting.' Not comfortable, but interesting. It is not a comfortable film at any point."
Bill Murray
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Age And Aging
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"He peddled the same stories to several other governments, ... He is a fabricator."
Bill Murray
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"As we looked at the challenge for our employees to save for retirement, we decided that we wanted to have an automatic deduction from payroll, particularly to get our new employees to start saving. We match them at the level of 50 cents on the dollar."
Bill Murray
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"I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar."
Bill Murray
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American Actor
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"As far as the consumer is concerned, they think it's a stand-by ticket where you have to sit in the back by the toilet,"
Bill Murray
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"When they're on battery, they're incredibly difficult to find, ... So, unless you know where they are, they could be anywhere, which complicates the United States' or any opposing navy's ability to operate on the surface."
Bill Murray
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"He's just another screwball too big for his britches."
Bill Murray
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"They should test the two deputy chiefs and all the captains and be able to choose from that list. That's how we get promoted in our police department. We have people that have learned the job."
Bill Murray
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