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Found 30 quotes by Billy Crystal .
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"I've seen worse. . . . It just so happens that your friend here is mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead."
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"Change is such hard work"
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"I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish."
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"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
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Eternity
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"Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar."
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"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
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"This guy was so large, he had his own climate."
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"Gentlemen, start your egos."
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"The reason we are together is because she puts lead in my shoes and doesn't let me fly off the earth. And it's always been that way."
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"I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right."
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"I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap."
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"Bill don't go, it's OK, we love you."
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"I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something."
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