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Found 36 quotes by Billy Wilder .
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"I just thought here is comedy, here is tragedy. That is the way life is. I just tried to do it true to life."
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"Agents are like tires on a car; in order to get anywhere at all, youneed at least four of them, and they need to be rotated every 5,000 miles."
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"France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper"
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"I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons."
Billy Wilder
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"France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper."
Billy Wilder
American Director
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"Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon."
Billy Wilder
American Director

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"Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood."
Billy Wilder
American Director
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"It was hell at the time, but after it was over, it was wonderful."
Billy Wilder
American Director
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"An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation."
Billy Wilder
American Director
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"France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper."
Billy Wilder
American Director
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"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Billy Wilder
American Director
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"I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut."
Billy Wilder
American Director
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"I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel."
Billy Wilder
American Director
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"I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes."
Billy Wilder
American Director
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"If there's anything I hate more than being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously."
Billy Wilder
American Director

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