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"I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see this blond, blue-eyed girl. That is my idea of what I'd like to look like."
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"To me marriage is for five or ten years"
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"I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around."
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American Musician Happiness
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"I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow."
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American Musician Trust
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"I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously."
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Advice
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"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him"
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Cher
"Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my treadmill. It never fails. To us, exercise is nothing short of a miracle."
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"Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes"
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Weapons
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"Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries."
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American Musician
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"If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen."
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American Musician
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"Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to take the first no. And if you can't go straight ahead, you go around the corner."
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"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
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American Musician
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"Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great."
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American Musician Fools And Foolishness
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"When they're gone, that's when you appreciate them, ... That's why it was important for me to dedicate the book and the album, because I can't remember what we were arguing about. I bet he can't either."
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"You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up, ... I apologize to the Academy, and I promise that I will never do it again."
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