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"Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello."
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American Director
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"What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?"
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American Director
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"Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something."
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American Director
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"Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?"
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American Director Movies
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"My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out."
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Girlfriend
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"He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work."
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American Director Work

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"We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision."
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"Are you people insane? I'm the director. I make the casting decisions around here."
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People
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"We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now we're looking for completion funds."
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"Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery."
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American Director
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"This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama."
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"It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller."
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"They have identified the problem, they have found a solution to the problem, but they have no long-range standards to deal with customer complaints."
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"Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture."
Ed Wood
American Director

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