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"Which Esther Williams do you want to hear about?"
Esther Williams
American Actress
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"She had gone from famous to infamous to notorious and was now regarded as something of a menace to polite society."
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"I begged them to please make me something that wouldn't ride up my, well, you know. And they all told me that they used all the rubber for the tanks,"
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"I need to find some answers, fast. Would you call your doctor and make an appointment for me?"
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"If people have even heard about synchronized swimming, usually it's from something like 'Austin Powers' or 'Saturday Night Live,' where they have some people paddling around in the water looking silly,"
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"By the time I got home at night, my eyes were so chlorinated I saw rings around every light."
Esther Williams
American Actress

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"Clark Gable was the first to have called me a mermaid."
Esther Williams
American Actress
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"Critics established a snobbery toward me."
Esther Williams
American Actress
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"Even though I had a lucrative contract with MGM, I had a husband who was drinking and gambling our money away faster than I could make it."
Esther Williams
American Actress
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"Everything about my teenage life was almost ideal."
Esther Williams
American Actress
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"Fernando certainly lived up to his advance billing: God knows he'd had enough practice to have earned a black belt in the bedroom arts."
Esther Williams
American Actress
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"I always felt that if I made a movie, it would be one movie; I didn't see how they could make 26 swimming movies."
Esther Williams
American Actress
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"I always took it for granted that there would be life after Hollywood."
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American Actress
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"I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant."
Esther Williams
American Actress

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