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George Bernard Shaw
"It is most unwise for people in love to marry."
George Bernard Shaw
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Marriage
George Bernard Shaw
"When George Bernard Shaw visited New Zealand a reporter asked him his impression of the place and, after a pause, Shaw is said to have replied: "Altogether too many sheep"
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George Bernard Shaw
"There are millions of vegetarians in the world but only one Bernard Shaw. You do not obtain eminence quite so cheaply as by eating macaroni instead of mutton chops."
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George Bernard Shaw
"Go on writing plays, my boy, One of these days one of these London producers will go into his office and say to his secretary, "Is there a play from Shaw this morning?" and when she says, "No," he will say, "Well, then we'll have to start on the rubbish." And that's your chance, my boy."
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Advice
George Bernard Shaw
"My specialty is being right when other people are wrong"
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George Bernard Shaw
"The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a great refuge from home life"
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George Bernard Shaw
"Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed."
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Irish Dramatist
George Bernard Shaw
"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place."
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Communication Funny inspirational Irish Dramatist
George Bernard Shaw
"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
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Irish Dramatist
George Bernard Shaw
"If you teach a man anything, he will never learn"
George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
"People exaggerate the value of things they haven't got: everybody worships truth and unselfishness because they have no experience with them"
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Experience
George Bernard Shaw
"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'"
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Action
George Bernard Shaw
"The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react."
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Irish Dramatist
George Bernard Shaw
"My opportunities were still there, nay, they multiplied tenfold; but the strength and youth to cope with them began to fail, and to need eking out with the shifty cunning of experience"
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Experience
George Bernard Shaw
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it."
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Experience

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