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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"But who hath seen the Grocer Treat housemaids to his tea Or crack a bottle of fish sauce Or stand a man to cheese? Gilbert K"
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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Tea
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"New roads; new ruts."
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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Progress
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow."
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Adversity
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"What a glorious garden of wonders the lights of Broadway would be to anyone lucky enough to be unable to read."
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Broadway
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul"
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Life Quote of the Day
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"One may understand the cosmos, but never the ego; the self is more distant than any star."
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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Cosmos Knowledge

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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"There is but an inch of difference between a cushioned chamber and a padded cell."
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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Cell
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel."
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Adversity
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"St George he was for England, / And before he killed the dragon / He drank a pint of English ale / Out of an English flagon."
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"Merrily taking twopenny ale and cheese with a pocket knife; / But these were luxuries not for him who went for the Simple Life."
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"All conservatism is based upon the idea that if you leave things alone you leave them as they are. But you do not. If you leave a thing alone you leave it to a torrent of change."
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"You could compile the worst book in the world entirely out of selected passages from the best writers in the world."
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"A yawn is a silent shout."
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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Bores And Boredom
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"There are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds."
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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Architecture Imagination
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"A building is akin to dogma; it is insolent, like dogma. Whether or no it is permanent, it claims permanence, like a dogma."
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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