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"I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door."
Joan Crawford
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American Actress
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"I never go out unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door."
Joan Crawford
American Actress
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"I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend."
Joan Crawford
American Actress
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"If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, 'There's Joan Crawford!' I turn around and say, 'Hi! How are you!'"
Joan Crawford
American Actress
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"Next time I saw Crawford, she wanted another round. I told her straight-out I didn't much enjoy doing it with a woman. After I turned her down, she became spiteful."
Joan Crawford
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"Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment."
Joan Crawford
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Crawford
American Actress Hollywood

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"Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party."
Joan Crawford
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American Actress History
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"If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, ÔThere's"
Joan Crawford
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"I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend!"
Joan Crawford
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Crawford
American Actress Believe
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"Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?"
Joan Crawford
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Crawford
American Actress Feminism
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"A lot of them are being taken to Texas,"
Joan Crawford
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"I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else."
Joan Crawford
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Crawford
American Actress
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"I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser."
Joan Crawford
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Crawford
American Actress
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"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."
Joan Crawford
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Crawford
American Actress Funny Love
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"I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form."
Joan Crawford
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Crawford
American Actress Beauty

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