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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
Josh Billings
American Comedian Animals Funny
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"Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so"
Josh Billings
Income
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"Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to"
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"A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates"
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"Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
Josh Billings
American Comedian Funny Money
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"There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins."
Josh Billings
American Comedian Editor's Pick Funny Life Quote of the Day

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"The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide"
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"Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there."
Josh Billings
American Comedian Funny
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"If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time."
Josh Billings
American Comedian Funny Hunting
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"Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal"
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Scandal
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"Plenty of folks are so contrary that if they should fall into the river, they would insist upon floating upstream."
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Contrary
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"The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease."
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Complaints And Complaining
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"The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves, but who think others are"
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"Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius."
Josh Billings
Common Sense

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