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"Leslie has the ability to do two things: he can be menacing and scary and he can be incredibly stupid and funny, and he blends them both beautifully. He is a consummate actor-comedian."
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Ability
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"Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished."
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"You're excited? You should feel my nipples!"
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"This is your last chance. And I'm not talking about one of those Major League Baseball Steve Howe kind of last chances."
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Baseball
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"The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up."
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Canadian Actor Golf
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"No, no, no, Mel is very much together as a director, always moving forward."
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"It's a different ballgame, ... It'll be funny, interesting. As actors, we're doing our own writing."
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"You could respond to it on a very human basis."
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"With a blonde bombshell (Francis) in the picture, there could be no love affair between her and anybody who was not Caucasian. It would (have been) tough enough to even have her in the same room with a black man or a Chinese guy. Those things are all changed today."
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Love
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"I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf, ... There goes the Nike account."
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Golf
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"They've been cutting back on real actors for a long time,"
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"Dracula: Dead and Loving it."
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"I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things."
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"The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh."
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Canadian Actor Comedy
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"Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished."
Leslie Nielsen
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