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"[The show is billed as] An Evening of Classic Lily Tomlin. ... The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe."
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"For fast acting relief, try slowing down"
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"What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring"
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
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American Actress Drugs
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"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it"
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"No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up"
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Lily Tomlin
"I generally do four or five dates a month, ... This is a stand-alone date I took because I was expecting to be in New York and thought this would be a good side trip."
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"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework."
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"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
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Adulthood American Actress
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"The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
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Race
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"Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past."
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American Actress
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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
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American Actress Language
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"Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself."
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"The road to success is always under construction"
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