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Marilyn Monroe
"It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on."
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"Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal, Can't I be anything else ? Gee, how long can you be sexy?"
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Marilyn Monroe
"Doctor, I want you to help me get rid of Murray?. I can't flat out fire her. Next thing would be a book 'Secrets of Marilyn Monroe by Her Housekeeper.' She'd make a fortune spilling what she knows and she knows too damn much."
Marilyn Monroe
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Marilyn Monroe
"What good is it being Marilyn Monroe? Why can't I just be an ordinary woman? A woman who can have a family ... I'd settle for just one baby. My own baby."
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Marilyn Monroe
"I used to say to myself, 'What the devil have you got to be proud about, Marilyn Monroe?' And I'd answer, 'Everything, everything,' and I'd walk slowly and turn my head slowly as if I were a queen."
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Marilyn Monroe
"...If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything..."
Marilyn Monroe
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Marilyn Monroe
"A career is born in public, talent in privacy."
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Marilyn Monroe
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
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Marilyn Monroe
"I used to think as I looked at the Hollywood night, 'there must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.'"
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Marilyn Monroe
"[In the margins of the 1962 script for] Something's Got to Give, ... Some changes should be made but not like this -- either they have to trust me to play the scenes with heart, or we are lost. This writer maybe (sic) good but what has been written new pages will inhibit me."
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Marilyn Monroe
"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them anyways."
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Marilyn Monroe
"Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, Fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle."
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Marilyn Monroe
"A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night."
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Marilyn Monroe
"Unfortunately, I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle."
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Marilyn Monroe
"The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any."
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Marilyn Monroe
"It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde."
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Marilyn Monroe
"No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't."
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Marilyn Monroe
"It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone."
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Marilyn Monroe
"Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives."
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Marilyn Monroe
"Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men, frightened by their wives or sweeties...the ladies would gang up in a corner and discuss my dangerous character."
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