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Mark Twain

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." Mark Twain
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"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old." Mark Twain
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"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately." Mark Twain
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"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places" Mark Twain
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"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong" Mark Twain
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"I, Mark Twain being of sound mind, have spent everything" Mark Twain
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"(Twain on Cain): it was his misfortune to live in a dark age that knew not the beneficent Insanity Plea" Mark Twain
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"Boy, can't you feel the ghosts of a century and a half of great thinkers, especially Twain?" Mark Twain
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"Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt from pure silver, and it can also make the plated article pass for pure." Mark Twain
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"Rail-splitting produced an unparalleled president in Lincoln. But gold hasn't produced even a good A-1 congressman." Mark Twain
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"There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting." Mark Twain
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"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." Mark Twain
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"To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence." Mark Twain
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"Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great." Mark Twain
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