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Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you"
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Age And Aging
Ogden Nash
"Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental."
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"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
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Candy
Ogden Nash
"Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker"
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Alcohol And Alcoholism
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"Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,/ Is those things arms, or is they legs?/ I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I'd call me Us."
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Ogden Nash
"Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating."
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Life

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Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
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Age And Aging American Poet Birthday Funny Life
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"The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other, milk"
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Ogden Nash
"An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks."
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Hope
Ogden Nash
"My verse represents a handle I can grasp in order not to yield to the centrifugal forces which are trying to throw me off of the world."
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Ogden Nash
"Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!"
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Office
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"I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine."
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Ogden Nash
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
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American Poet Happiness
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"To be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is."
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Ogden Nash
"A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick."
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Husband

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