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"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
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Funny Importance Irish Dramatist Life
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"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
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Age And Aging Birthday Funny inspirational Life
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"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
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Funny inspirational Job Motivational
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"Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable."
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Marriage
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"He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone."
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Aphorisms And Epigrams Best Friends
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
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Oscar Wilde
"The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork - Oscar Wilde"
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Ability
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"Lewis Morris: "It is a conspiracy of silence against me - a conspiracy of silence! What should I do?" Oscar Wilde: "Join it"
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Involvement
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"Punctuality is the thief of time. Wilde I never travel without my diary. One should always have Something sensational to read in the train."
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Punctuality
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"I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about."
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Funny Quote of the Day Self
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"I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and prevents arguments."
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Talkativeness
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"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
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Funny. Inspirational Life
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"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."
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Humanity Irish Dramatist
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"Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community."
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Community
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"I knew that I had come face to face with some one whose mere personality was so fascinating that, if I allowed it to do so, it would absorb my whole nature, my whole soul, my very art itself."
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