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Oscar Wilde
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
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Oscar Wilde
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
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Oscar Wilde
"Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable."
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"He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone."
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
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Oscar Wilde
"The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork - Oscar Wilde"
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Oscar Wilde
"Lewis Morris: "It is a conspiracy of silence against me - a conspiracy of silence! What should I do?" Oscar Wilde: "Join it"
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Oscar Wilde
"Punctuality is the thief of time. Wilde I never travel without my diary. One should always have Something sensational to read in the train."
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Oscar Wilde
"I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about."
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Oscar Wilde
"I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and prevents arguments."
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Oscar Wilde
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
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Oscar Wilde
"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."
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Oscar Wilde
"Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community."
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Oscar Wilde
"I knew that I had come face to face with some one whose mere personality was so fascinating that, if I allowed it to do so, it would absorb my whole nature, my whole soul, my very art itself."
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Oscar Wilde
"The only beautiful things are the things that do not concern us."
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Oscar Wilde
"There is luxury in self reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no one else has a right to blame us."
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Oscar Wilde
"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."
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Oscar Wilde
"Nothing is so dangerous as being too modern; one is apt to grow old-fashioned quite suddenly"
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Oscar Wilde
"It is only the modern that ever becomes old fashioned."
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