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"Through the Bible, we're trying to help people clean their lives up. In helping people get off drugs, in trying to teach them a trade, we're trying to rehabilitate not only their bodies, but their souls also."
Patrick Murray
Drugs
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Funny Love
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"Voters are fed up with negative ads, ... Both candidates have stepped over the line, but in this case, one might have jumped over the cliff when it comes to mudslinging."
Patrick Murray
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"The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity"
Patrick Murray
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"Voters are fed up with negative ads. Both candidates have stepped over the line, but in this case, one might have jumped over the cliff when it comes to mudslinging."
Patrick Murray
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"Our Human Capital Index research has found that companies where a relatively high percentage of employees evaluate their superiors tend to have lower performance levels."
Patrick Murray

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"The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk."
Patrick Murray
British Actor
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"Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't."
Patrick Murray
British Actor
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"There's a great need for housing for women, and women with children,"
Patrick Murray
Children
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"If we open this facility, we can help people get off the street and help them to start to become self-sufficient. It's a large structure, and we need quite a bit of work done to it."
Patrick Murray
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"I'm using labor out of the mission. I'm trying to teach guys the different trades, trying to help them, so maybe, when they leave here, they're not going to have to go out and get a $6-an-hour job."
Patrick Murray
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"We're looking to do all kinds of interesting research. We want to be different from other polls. . . . We're not just going after horse-race issues. We want to talk about concerns people face day-to-day."
Patrick Murray
Research
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"much more vernacular polling style to make sure we talk to people in a way that makes sense."
Patrick Murray
People
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"People live this every day in New Jersey. It is important to keep track of it."
Patrick Murray

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