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Robin Williams
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
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Robin Williams
"[Knowles says,] A lot of people would bring up that, you know, (saying) 'You broke ... ' No, I did not break 'Batman and Robin.' The people who made 'Batman and Robin' broke 'Batman and Robin,' I just told a lot of people that it was a bad movie."
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"When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in."
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Robin Williams
"In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again.""
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Robin Williams
"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
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Robin Williams
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
"What is a stealth bomber? It's a bomber that doesn't show up on radar, and you can't see it. Then we don't need one."
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
"I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?""
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
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Robin Williams
"Carpe per diem-seize the check."
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
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Robin Williams
"Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are."
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Robin Williams
"[Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress] I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets."
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Robin Williams
"It has this scope that's outrageous, but yet at the core, these very intimate scenes, so that alone is interesting."
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
"The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?""
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Robin Williams
"We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that."
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