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Samuel Johnson
"Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures."
Samuel Johnson
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Marriage
Samuel Johnson
"Small debts are like small gun shot; they are rattling around us on all sides and one can scarcely escape being wounded. Large debts are like canons, they produce a loud noise, but are of little danger."
Samuel Johnson
Debt
Samuel Johnson
"I beg to submit that it is the first."
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Samuel Johnson
"What signifies protesting so against flattery! when a person speaks well of one, it must either be true or false, you know; if true, let us rejoice in his good opinion; if he lies, it is a proof at least that he loves more to please me, than to sit s"
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Samuel Johnson
"The Irish are a fair people- they never speak well of one another"
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Irish
Samuel Johnson
"Do it now. You become successful the moment you start moving toward a worthwhile goal."
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Samuel Johnson
"The triumph of hope over experience"
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Experience
Samuel Johnson
"Whoever commits a fraud is guilty not only of the particular injury to him who he deceives, but of the diminution of that confidence which constitutes not only the ease but the existence of society"
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Fraud
Samuel Johnson
"To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the duties of friendship"
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Complaints
Samuel Johnson
"In all evils which admit a remedy, impatience should be avoided, because it wastes that time and attention in complaints which, if properly applied, might remove the cause"
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Samuel Johnson
"Round numbers are always false"
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Samuel Johnson
"Our aspirations are our possibilities."
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Aspirations Possibilities
Samuel Johnson
"Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged."
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Samuel Johnson
"In the decline of life shame and grief are of short duration; whether it be that we bear easily what we have borne long; or that, finding ourselves in age less regarded, we less regard others; or, that we look with slight regard upon afflictions to w"
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Grief
Samuel Johnson
"He is no wise man that will quit a certainty for an uncertainty"
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Certainty

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