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"Live poor so you can die rich."
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"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."
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"Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong."
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"Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: Hold my purse."
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"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials."
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"It is the devil that will lie to you that ignorance is bliss.The truth is ignorance is not bliss, because ignorance kills.The truth may be bitter or sour, but the truth heals."
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"Maintaining a positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worthwhile."
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"I will keep God, Gold, and Guns. You can have the "Change!""
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"Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer."
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"The difference between great celebrities and the unknown is the former failed and yet went at it again; the latter gave up in despair."
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"Where lies are easily admitted, the father of lies is not easily kept out. Source unknown A great leader molds public opinion, a wise leader listens to it."
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"Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day. Source unknown A spark of kindness starts a fire of love."
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