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"I always wanted to be on a sitcom."
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American Comedian Funny Sitcom
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"It was the best job I ever had. I just left because my whole team was leaving and the new guys were coming."
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American Comedian Funny
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"We were supposed to be hip and wild and we were supposed to have this kind of mystique/edge thing."
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"Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience."
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American Comedian Conscience Funny
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"I do think that the heads of most of the projects out here are pretty totally liberal, pretty much anti-Christianity."
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"Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake."
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American Comedian Funny Hate

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"It doesn't make your life stop being fun to be a Christian."
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American Comedian Fun Funny
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"I think the Bible is God's gift of salvation that He gave me because I trusted in Him when I was six years old. It was a gift and I didn't earn it."
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American Comedian Funny The bible
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"I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood."
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American Comedian Funny Girls
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"I think abortion is murder."
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Abortion American Comedian Funny
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"Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun."
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American Comedian Example Funny
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"They're desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open."
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American Comedian Funny Meaning
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"But, don't take anything out of context! That's bad journalism too!"
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Journalism
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"Sitcoms are relatively clean. There's not much nudity."
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Nudity
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"I have a very addictive personality and I'm very childlike, always wanting attention."
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