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"I'm sure that if I weren't a Christian, I would probably end up like Chris Farley."
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"I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind of, you know, over the top."
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American Comedian Funny
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"They don't care what you believe in IF you can make the money. There's no prejudice against any certain religion here."
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Money
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"At this point in my career, maybe God's taken away all my jobs because, right now I've nothing to lose, you know."
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"Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God."
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American Comedian Funny God
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"That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life."
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American Comedian Business Funny

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"I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died."
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American Comedian Funny
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"I mean look at Madonna, there's a poster of her all over the world when she has a new album and I don't think they're any good. But there's a lot of PR."
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"It's very scary and the whole business is insecure and you get rejected a lot."
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Business
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"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything."
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American Comedian Funny Night
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"It was so fun because church lady was, from the get-go, a huge hit."
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"I didn't really leave show business. It sort of turned out that way because you can't have a career and live in Miami."
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Business
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"I don't think Christians can complain because my feeling is: Make your own movies."
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Movies
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"I was the only Christian on the cast, but that was cool because we all respected each others talent and mostly they respected me a lot even though I was the only Christian."
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American Comedian Funny Talent
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"The bottom line of Hollywood is money."
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American Comedian Funny Hollywood

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