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"I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic."
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"Sometimes I like to vent."
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"We have a team that can contend for a national title."
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"We cannot just lock them up."
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"And so this year we've made a little experiment, we're trying to live bi-coastally."
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Trying
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"We want to break Stanford's streak of nine Pac-10 Championships, ... We have the experience, talent and depth to win the Pac-10."
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Experience

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"We want to break Stanford's streak of nine Pac-10 Championships. We have the experience, talent and depth to win the Pac-10."
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Experience
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"Movies are nice, but there are very few roles for women and most of them are sluts or something."
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American Comedian Funny Movies
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"But the point is, yes, Hollywood is run by people most of whom aren't Christians."
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Hollywood
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"That was, my whole dilemma was that when I got my first movie part The Pick Up Artist, I was playing a loose girl."
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"I've never been in the music industry, only acting."
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"I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot."
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"I just wrote my first idea for a sitcom and registered it with the Writers Guild. And I wrote church stuff in there."
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"I always wanted to be on a sitcom. Because it's a good job to have kids. You can see them in the morning, see them at night."
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