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"Our foreign dealings are an open book -- generally, a checkbook."
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Books And Reading
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"A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money"
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Conservative
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock."
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American Actor Art
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"You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home."
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"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr."
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Golf
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"While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into office every two or three times a century to take it away from them."
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Democrats

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Will Rogers
"Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do."
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American Actor
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"One third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two thirds provide"
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"Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation."
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American Actor Communism
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"A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people"
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Association
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"No nation ought to be allowed to enter into a war until it's paid for the last one."
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"Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees."
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Will Rogers
"You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people"
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"A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries."
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American Actor
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"[San Francisco] . . . the city that never was a town."
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