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"If you are going through hell, keep going."
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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
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"You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober."
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"Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
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"Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
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"Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it!"
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"People imagine that Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin arrived in Yalta with a blank sheet of paper to decide the fate of Europe. Nothing could be further from the truth,"
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Europe
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"People imagine that Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin arrived in Yalta with a blank sheet of paper to decide the fate of Europe. Nothing could be further from the truth."
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Fate
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"[Lady Nancy Astor:] Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee. ... Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
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Coffee
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"We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us."
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English Statesman
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"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."
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Churchill English Statesman Motivational Quote of the Day
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"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
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Ability Motivational Quote of the Day
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"The United States is like giant boiler. Once the fire is lighted under it, there is no limit to the power it can generate."
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America War
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"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
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"Never, never, never, never give up."
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