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"A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark."
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"Some actors like the total freedom Woody gives them, but I like to have some parameters, some structure."
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"I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member."
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Club
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"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
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"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
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"The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house."
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"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"
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"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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"Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime."
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Punishment
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."
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Causes Editor's Pick Love Quote of the Day
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"If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right."
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"Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF."
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Advice
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"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
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