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Mark Twain
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."
Mark Twain
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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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C.S. Lewis
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
C.S. Lewis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.S._Lewis
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Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you"
Ogden Nash
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Orson Welles
"The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age."
Orson Welles
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Albert Einstein
"I thought marketing this product to kids ages four and older is outrageous,"
Albert Einstein
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"We came of age and it's now in our hands to win this league. This was a fully committed performance that Rugby can be proud of."
Brett Taylor
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George Bernard Shaw
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
George Bernard Shaw
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw
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Oscar Wilde
"The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young"
Oscar Wilde
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Mark Twain
"Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size"
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
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Albert Einstein
"Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking."
Albert Einstein
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein
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C.S. Lewis
"Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again."
C.S. Lewis
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.S._Lewis
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Abraham Lincoln
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
Abraham Lincoln
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln
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"In a year's time, he's a year older."
Bobby Robson
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"Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending."
Anne Bradstreet
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bradstreet
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