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Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Oscar Wilde
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
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Abraham Lincoln
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
Abraham Lincoln
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln
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Lucille Ball
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Ball
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Ogden Nash
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
Ogden Nash
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
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"If wrinkles must be written on our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old."
James Garfield
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Garfield
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Henri Frederic Amiel
"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel."
Henri Frederic Amiel
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Frederic_Amiel
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Bob Hope
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Bob Hope
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hope
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Douglas MacArthur
"Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."
Douglas MacArthur
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"Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art."
Stanislaw Lec
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"Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature."
Harold Coffin
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Bill Vaughn
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
Bill Vaughn
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Sophie Tucker
"From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash."
Sophie Tucker
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_Tucker
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Pablo Picasso
"It takes a long time to grow young."
Pablo Picasso
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Picasso
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"The force that through the green fuse drives the flower. Drives my green age that blasts the roots of trees is my destroyer."
Dylan Thomas
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dylan_Thomas
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