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"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson."
Tom Bodett
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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert McCloskey
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Mark Twain
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Zig Ziglar
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
Zig Ziglar
Joseph Campbell
"When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship."
Joseph Campbell
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Campbell
Helen Keller
"What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us."
Helen Keller
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller

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James A. Baldwin
"Fires can't be made with dead embers, nor can enthusiasm be stirred by spiritless men. Enthusiasm in our daily work lightens effort and turns even labor into pleasant tasks."
James A. Baldwin
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Mark Twain
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
"To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence."
Mark Twain
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Zig Ziglar
"You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win."
Zig Ziglar
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"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."
Tom Robbins
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Robbins
Og Mandino
"Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough."
Og Mandino
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Mark Twain
"It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions."
Mark Twain
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Anthony Robbins
"One reason so few of us achieve what we truly want is that we never direct our focus; we never concentrate our power. Most people dabble their way through life, never deciding to master anything in particular."
Anthony Robbins
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Anthony Robbins
"A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided."
Anthony Robbins
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Zig Ziglar
"If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments."
Zig Ziglar
Mark Twain
"The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Mark Twain
"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Edith Wharton
"If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time."
Edith Wharton
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edith_Wharton
Anthony Robbins
"To effectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the way we perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to our communication with others."
Anthony Robbins
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