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"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson."
Tom Bodett
American Author Education Funny inspirational Life
Mark Twain
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
American Author Class Funny inspirational Motivational
Mark Twain
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
Age And Aging American Author Birthday Friends Or Friendship Funny
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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert McCloskey
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American Author Communication Funny inspirational Life
Zig Ziglar
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"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
Zig Ziglar
American Author Funny Motivational Quote of the Day
Joseph Campbell
"When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship."
Joseph Campbell
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Campbell
American Author Marriage

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Helen Keller
"What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us."
Helen Keller
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller
Achievement American Author
James A. Baldwin
"Fires can't be made with dead embers, nor can enthusiasm be stirred by spiritless men. Enthusiasm in our daily work lightens effort and turns even labor into pleasant tasks."
James A. Baldwin
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Arthur_Baldwin
American Author Enthusiasm
Mark Twain
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
American Author Doubt
Mark Twain
"To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
American Author
Zig Ziglar
"You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win."
Zig Ziglar
American Author Attitude
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"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."
Tom Robbins
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Robbins
American Author
Og Mandino
"Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough."
Og Mandino
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Og_Mandino
American Author Determination
Mark Twain
"It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions."
Mark Twain
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain
American Author
Anthony Robbins
"One reason so few of us achieve what we truly want is that we never direct our focus; we never concentrate our power. Most people dabble their way through life, never deciding to master anything in particular."
Anthony Robbins
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Robbins
Achievement American Author

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