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"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
Jim Davis
American Cartoonist Funny inspirational Motivational
Scott Adams
"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure."
Scott Adams
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams
American Cartoonist Free Will
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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
Bill Watterson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Watterson
American Cartoonist
Walt Disney
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
Walt Disney
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Disney
American Cartoonist Fun Funny inspirational Motivational
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"From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way."
Bill Watterson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Watterson
American Cartoonist
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"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
Bill Watterson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Watterson
American Cartoonist

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Walt Disney
"Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children."
Walt Disney
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American Cartoonist Children
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"Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties."
Doug Larson
American Cartoonist Boss
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"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."
Doug Larson
American Cartoonist Boss
Walt Disney
"You reach a point where you don't work for money."
Walt Disney
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American Cartoonist Money
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"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
Doug Larson
American Cartoonist Children
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"We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
Bill Watterson
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Watterson
American Cartoonist
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"Perfectionists are their own devils."
Jack Kirby
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American Cartoonist
Matt Groening
"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun"
Matt Groening
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American Cartoonist Simpson Weapons
Scott Adams
"I get mail; therefore I am."
Scott Adams
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams
American Cartoonist

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