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Rita Rudner
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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
Rita Rudner
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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield
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American Comedian Funny Love
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"We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous."
Andy Richter
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American Comedian Funny Love
Henry Youngman
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
Henry Youngman
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"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it."
Josh Billings
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Jay Leno
"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"
Jay Leno
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"I love iconoclasts. I love individuals. I love people that are true to themselves, whatever the cost."
Tim Robbins
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American Comedian Funny Love
Rita Rudner
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Rita Rudner
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Rudner
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Henry Youngman
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
Henry Youngman
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Youngman
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"I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to."
Margaret Cho
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American Comedian Funny Love
Robin Williams
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
Robin Williams
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Williams
American Comedian Funny Love
Rodney Dangerfield
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
Rodney Dangerfield
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Dangerfield
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Steve Martin
"Love is a promise delivered already broken."
Steve Martin
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Steve Martin
"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."
Steve Martin
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Martin
American Comedian Funny Love
Henry Youngman
"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
Henry Youngman
Wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Youngman
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