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"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."

Jay Leno

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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

Emo Philips

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"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

Stephen Wright

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"Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!"

Steve Martin

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"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

George Burns

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"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."

George Burns

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