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"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
Billy Wilder
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"My advice to young film-makers is this: Don't follow trends, Start them!"
Frank Capra
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"Movies are like an expensive form of therapy for me."
Tim Burton
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Woody Allen
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen
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"I'm actually part of a number of minorities. I grew up being a horribly awkward kid. A terrible student. And now I find myself as a filmmaker, and you feel kind of alone in the world because you're separate from everyone else."
Bryan Singer
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Woody Allen
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
"If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right."
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen
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"A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later."
Stanley Kubrick
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"I made mistakes in drama. I thought drama was when actors cried. But drama is when the audience cries."
Frank Capra
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"A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something."
Frank Capra
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Woody Allen
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back."
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian."
Woody Allen
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"The soul is made for action, and cannot rest till it be employed. Idleness is its rust. Unless it will up and think and taste and see, all is in vain."
Robert Townsend
Woody Allen
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
Woody Allen
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"People tend to work in teams, in a collaborative way, in an informal network. If you create an environment like that, it's much more effective and much more efficient."
Jim Mitchell

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