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Oprah Winfrey
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."
Oprah Winfrey
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American Entertainer Quotes Belief
Oprah Winfrey
"The thing you fear most has no power. Your fear of it is what has the power. Facing the truth really will set you free."
Oprah Winfrey
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Oprah Winfrey
"Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you have for sure."
Oprah Winfrey
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American Entertainer Quotes Attitude
Oprah Winfrey
"Passion is energy. Feel the power that comes from focusing on what excites you."
Oprah Winfrey
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"Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.'"
Conan O'Brien
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American Entertainer Quotes Baghdad
Oprah Winfrey
"The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude."
Oprah Winfrey
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American Entertainer Quotes Attitude

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"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'"
Craig Kilborn
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American Entertainer Quotes Budget
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"In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath."
Conan O'Brien
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Sophie Tucker
"From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash."
Sophie Tucker
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Age And Aging American Entertainer Quotes
Oprah Winfrey
"The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams."
Oprah Winfrey
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Adventure American Entertainer Quotes
Oprah Winfrey
"I do not believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process."
Oprah Winfrey
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American Entertainer Quotes Attitude
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"I guess maybe another gift I have is a great work ethic."
Vince McMahon
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American Entertainer Quotes Work
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"The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army."
Conan O'Brien
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Oprah Winfrey
"My first day in Chicago, September 4, 1983. I set foot in this city, and just walking down the street, it was like roots, like the motherland. I knew I belonged here."
Oprah Winfrey
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Robert Orben
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
Robert Orben
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